I know. After so many double posts, so many I'm sorries, so many people let down by my fucking laziness, I don't post on my OWN blog for a month. But I'm here to tell you that once I started to jerk again, I was lauded with an extremely busy fucking month. In fact, this extreme work-load basically ended yesterday, when I handed in this film to a film festival just 15 minutes after I finished it. Hopefully awaiting the results of that, I look to the future of actually blogging at a comfortable rate. To recap this month a bit:
I finished presenting a project on Alfred Hitchcock for my filmmaking class; received the comment "Brilliant" from the teacher more than once. I received the news that I am getting my braces off on May 14. I saw multiple films in between making mine and doing various other summatives or assignments. Became increasingly desperate to have my dick sucked by someone (hence the name of the blog, si?). Wrote a musical score for my film that I'm quite happy with. Watched the season of Spring/Summer come for two weeks and then abruptly leave in a span of two days. Yearned to get my dick sucked. Realized I actually like this girl in one of my classes and feel kind of afraid of rejection. Finally saw the movie Pulp Fiction (and loved it). And lastly, I continued to hate my brother with a burning passion. Now pretend I just said all of that in one breath. Done? Let's move on.
I was plagued with what I like to call "Spring allergies" today, even though the only sign of Spring are the flowers and fruits that run down the halls. And no, I am not homophobic or high. It was a joke. You should hear one sometime (rolls eyes). Any way, that really sucked, as my preferred foods involve dairy products, and dairy is shit for runny noses. Dairy is to runny noses what President Bush is to the world. An extremely annoying virus that ruins everything. (Yeah, I'm pretty left-wing if you haven't guessed.) So that kind of sucked.
Every time I look at my film class, I see less and less people that are interested in doing film and more and more people that are interested in talking and Facebooking. As much as I LOVE watching a film, I also enjoy making them. Now I don't mind that people only like watching them and not making them. Hell, I'm cool with that. Except those kinds of people got into a fucking program TO MAKE FILMS. Some retards in my class are just incapable of creative thought and technical ability. Some are DEFINITELY capable (and they also happen to not be buttholes), but there are many that I think are getting a bit of a free ride in the program. It's KIND OF pissing me off.
Well, I'm tired. I've stated my angry points of the day. Now I'm going to bed. And so ends my first post of Give Me A Blow Jay.
Peace out, mothafuckas!
Jay
